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Funny Cartoons




Violin Jokes!

Contacting a friend

Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has a heart attack and dies.

He manages to make contact with Abe the next day.

Abe says, "I can't believe this worked! So what is it like in Heaven?"

Max replies, "Well, it's great, but I've got good news, and I've got bad news. The good news is that there's a fantastic orchestra up here, and in fact, we're playing "Sheherezade," your favorite piece, tomorrow night!"

Abe says, "So what's the bad news?"

Max replies, "Well, you're booked to play the solo!"


Here is your punishment

"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.

"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."

"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"




What is the difference between a violin and Long John Silver?

One has a peg box and the other has a peg leg.


What is the difference between a violin and an Australian Aborigine?

One has a lower bout, the other has a walkabout.


Knock, knock.

Who?s there?


Fiddle who?

Fiddle Castro.


Why is a violin like the British Museum?

They both have scrolls.


Why are violins like rivers?

They both have bridges.